Different than Disney

One more leisurely day at sea, and we were back in Copenhagen where all this Baltic-ness started. Ben & Caitlin spent an extra day in Copenhagen with us so the four of us could take in world-famous Tivoli Gardens. Tivoli opened in the mid-1800s, and has been a public flower garden and amusement park ever since. In general, it felt like a comforting combination of old-world charm and modern ride technology. In fact, as amusement parks go, it had some pretty hairy rides. I may have refused to go on a couple of them. To the person who told us “if you’ve seen Disney, you can skip Tivoli,” I couldn’t disagree more.


16a The gang at Mini Taj

The gang at Mini Taj







Oh yeah…Danish candy

12 Danish candy


Art and Amusements in Klaipeda, Lithuania

Ever hear of Klaipėda, Lithuania? Neither had we.  Vilnius is the city that gets all the tourists, but as it’s not a port, our ship would have had a tricky time docking there. Even though Kalipėda is Lithuania’s primary port, it is not a major world hotspot, and so we were unable to find a self-guided tour online.  We had to result on sheer intuition alone.  Fortunately, as we disembarked the ship, the local tourist department had a whole page of sheer intuition for us – complete with maps, and we once again had a plan to follow.

780 Good morning, Lithuania

Good morning, Lithuania

We started our day at Klaipėda Castle; or at least the remnants thereof.  There is a museum in the foundation that tells of the history of Klaipėda and its importance in the region.  Most of it was in Lithuanian but they did have a single, laminated guide in English that gave us the gist of what was going on.

Our walking tour took us through Theater Square, past some fachwerk (i.e. timber-frame) buildings, and to a ship/restaurant called Meridianas.

816 Meridianas ship and restaurant

Meridianas ship and restaurant

One of our favorite aspects of Klaipeda was how much art and sculpture there was everywhere.  Courtesy of our walking tour, we found Slibinas the dragon, The Lucky Chimney Sweep and even a cat with a human face.

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Whispering to a Mouse

817 Lucky chimney sweep

Lucky chimney sweep

Klaipeda also features a sculpture park with over 116 sculptures to muse over.

But wait there’s more!  Our tour took us down Martynas Mazvydas Avenue – a pedestrian strip with whimsical benches.  We also saw the Post Office which dates back to 1893.

Klaipeda ended up offering us plenty to see on our last Baltic port day.  We passed a jazz club on our way back to the ship, and, of course, picked up some candy.



I’d Put My Stock in Stockholm

Stockholm, Sweden! THIS is what I expect when I think “Scandinavia.” From a distance, Old Town Stockholm was beautiful and welcoming. Even though the crew of the ship told us we wouldn’t be able to walk to town from where we docked, it was only about a 30 minute walk with a dedicated, color coded walking path from the ship right to the heart of everything. Our friends and cruising companions Ben and Caitlin had no other tours scheduled, so they joined us for another one of my (okay, the internet’s) self-guided walking tours.

Good morning Stockholm!

Good morning Stockholm!

It was bright and early, and Gamla Stan – Old Town – was just waking up, so we didn’t have to contend with too many other tourists at first. It also meant that several things weren’t open yet. That was okay, though; Stockholm is easily appreciated from its streets. At this early hour, we had views of the Royal Palace, Gustav Adolf’s Torg and the 19th Century Swedish Parliament building all to ourselves. Down by the waterfront is even a statue reminiscent of Philadelphia’s statue of Rocky Balboa. There is also a museum of Medieval Stockholm which we opted to pass on, not realizing that admission was free.  (Later on our friends told us it was worth stopping there, so go if you have the chance!)

After Mynttorget (Coin Square) where the original Swedish mint building still stands, was the Riddarhuset, or House of Nobility. In the 17th Century, Swedish aristocracy would meet here. Today it’s a place where people try to figure out which direction their vague walking tour is sending them in next.

Eventually we figured out how to get to Riddarholmen – a small island of medieval buildings dominated by the giant Riddarholmskyrkan church and its giant cast-iron spire. We walked a quick loop of the tiny island before continuing on to the Stortorget or Great Square, pausing on the way to get thrown out of the Lady Hamilton Hotel. It turns out this exclusive, ultra-expensive hotel frowns on non-guests using their restroom. (Stephanie managed it anyway.) So, in retaliation, there are no photos on our world famous blog which is read by literally tens of readers. Take that, Lady Hamilton!

The Stortorget seems like a place to relax and meet up with friends now, but this plaza was the site of the Stockholm Blood Bath of 1520 when Christian II of Denmark beheaded 80 Swedish noblemen and displayed a “pyramid” of their heads in the square. On a more tranquil note, this square is now where the Swedish Academy meets to choose the Nobel Prize winners in literature each year.

706 Great Square plus Segelbaums and Ben & Caitlin

Great Square plus Segelbaums and Ben & Caitlin

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Swedish Academy

The Storkyrkan is one of the most important churches in Stockholm. Need to hold a royal wedding or a coronation? This is where you do it. The church goes all the way back to the 1200s, and contains Royal pews where royalty seats their royal selves during services, as well as a giant sculpture of St. George Slaying the Dragon.

After winding through half a dozen more tiny old alleyways, we came upon Mårten Trotzigs Gränd – the narrowest street in Stockholm.  It’s narrow, that at the top of the street, there is a stairway you can span with your arms.

The narrowest street in Stockholm

The narrowest street in Stockholm

The German Church of Stockholm (Tyska Kyrkan) and a pedestrian shopping street called Västerlånggatan brought our tour to an end at Järntorget – a square where people were once publicly punished for their infractions. Having committed no crimes, we settled for a photo op with Swedish poet Evert Taube.

Swedish poet Evert Taube

Swedish poet Evert Taube

Back on board the Serenade of the Seas, we found that Stockholm wasn’t finished with us yet. We headed on deck for one of the most beautiful sail-aways ever.

The scenery as we headed out to sea was strikingly reminiscent of Alaska with little pine-covered islands all over the place. I kept expecting to see bears and eagles just like in the Pacific Northwest.

The ship set up stations outside serving hot soup in bread bowls to ward off the chill in the air.  Eventually, it started snowing on us was we sailed. So naturally, we did the only thing we could – we threw on our bathing suits, and went hot-tubbing in the snow!

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Hot-tubbing in the snow

There was nothing left to do but get dressed up for formal night. Oh, and appreciate the Swedish candy we purchased. You didn’t think we forgot, did you?

Finn-tastic Finland

Having never been to Scandinavia before, we were pretty excited to set foot in the land of Vikings and legos.*  We got up and out the ships doors before 9am.  The weather was a cold 38 degrees Fahrenheit but the sun was out and it wasn’t windy at all when we started walking from the pier into town.  As tour guide for the day, Elliott was armed with maps and a walking guide on the Kindle.  As if that weren’t enough, there were signs pointing into the center of town.  But Elliott had better ideas – he saw a tall steeple and was convinced it must be our destination.  He guided us towards it using only his eyes and intuition!

(*Elliott’s note, as that’s all of his general knowledge about Scandinavia.)

Okay, so in the end it turned out the steeple wasn’t the one he thought it was, and so we wandered a bit, eventually finding our way into town.  As we like to put it, we sort of “spiraled” in to our destination, which was the starting point of our walking tour.  We passed Kauppatori Market Square on the way but didn’t really shop; we figured we could always come back if we wanted to and had time.  The spiraling into town was also okay because we found all sorts of cool things on the way, not the least of which was snow!

In addition, we came across the Uspenski Cathedral at the top of a hill.  It was of Russian Orthodox denomination, gorgeous inside and out, and wasn’t even on the walking tour!  We went inside to warm up and admire its beauty.

We left the warmth of the church to go back outside and finally begin our walking tour.

The snow had stopped but then started again in force before we even got all the way down the hill to the harbor.

The cold was so intense, we found ourselves ducking into whatever places we could find just to get warm for a few minutes at a time.  We found a dark hallway in an old office building, had hot chocolate in a Finnish McDonald’s, and pretended to read Finnish books in a local bookstore.  (Was it obvious we were imposters?)

But the snow made it all worth it – stopping and starting, I got excited every single time.  It was May, after all!!

611a Loving the snow

Loving the snow

611 It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas

We carried on in through our Winter Wonderland.  We saw some “official” houses, then finished our walking tour with the art museum, national theater and train station.  I was thrilled to see that the National Theater was decorated with carvings of owls, and Elliott was thrilled to see the Art-Deco Helsinki Railway Station which was used in the movie “Batman.”

The Helsinki Train Station

The Helsinki Train Station

After our tour, we had just a few more stops.  We found the local Hard Rock so we could buy a guitar pin for a friend.  Then, on our way to the Temppeliaukio Church, we found some giraffes hanging out on a balcony, and Santa Clause!  (Santa, at least, seemed quite appropriate given all the snow.)

Our last stop for the day was the Temppeliaukio Church, also known as the Rock Church.  This church was carved out of a rock hillside, and has some of the best acoustics in the world.  The ceiling is a giant coil of copper wire – literally miles of it!  The dome spans 70 feet and is covered on the interior by 15 miles of Finnish copper wire.

Our day in Finland had quickly come to a close.  We arrived at the ship just in the nick of time – having had to jog a couple times there at the end!  We never thought we’d be able to say we walked a snow-covered gang plank.  It had snowed FIVE times on us in the one day!

After we appreciated the majestic sight of our ship in the snow, there was nothing left to do but check out our haul of Finnish candy before we returned to our floating, Baltic home.

More Jewels

Whew!  Yesterday was such a full day (in St. Petersburg) that I completely forgot that the Russian Experience (™) didn’t end when we returned to the ship.  No early night for us.  Royal Caribbean had a troupe of dancers on board for a Russian folkloric show.  Check it out…

Video – Russian folkloric show

Video – Russian folkloric show 2

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Russian folkloric show

Now it was Day #2, and we headed out into the unseasonably cold morning for a canal boat ride on the Neva River.  Fortunately, the boat had a glass canopy and we were protected from the wind.  Unfortunately, there were another thousand tourists with us to get on the boat.  Our guide, Maria, was chosen to do the narration for everyone.  Not only did that mean she’s the best there is (in my highly unscientific study), but it also meant she got her group (meaning us) to where we needed to be before everyone else.  Yay!

We disembarked our canal boat and waited for a few minutes on another boat for our hydrofoil – slated for the second bit of fun for the day – to arrive.  (It was a very nautical morning.)  We sped off for a much faster ride this time, which was exciting until I fell asleep.  Stephanie tells me the entire trip was lots of fun.

The hydrofoil took us to Peterhof Palace.  Designed by Peter the Great,  Peterhof Palace is sometimes referred to as the “Russian Versailles,” and it is just as ornate as its French counterpart  We didn’t go inside the complex as it is vast; we were there to see the gardens, and we arrived just as the fountains came on to greet the new day.

Video – Peterhof fountains

The tree fountain above would turn on and off, and had a tendency to soak people trying to run past it.  It took us a while to spot the little shack in which the sat the fountain’s controller, but it was fun to watch people try and stay dry.

After Peterhof we stopped for lunch where we had borscht (among other things).  It was much better than I had expected; it was a hot, light and tasty beet-based broth loaded with good stuff, and not at all what I had prepped myself for.  Since I was dreading the taste so much, I didn’t take a photo before I ate it all, but as a public service, here’s what I always thought borscht was…



On our way to our next stop, traffic was held up while a huge military convoy got on the highway.  They must have been heading into St. Petersburg for the Victory Day parade, and not as some of our tour-members joked, mobilizing against Donald Trump.  It was pretty neat to see honest-to-goodness missile launchers drive by as though they were the family station wagon.

Finally, the tanks were gone, and we were off to Catherine Palace. “What,” you ask, “another palace??”  I was starting to think that St. Petersburg was all palaces, and no actual homes.  Catherine Palace was built for Catherine I in the late 1700s.  Just a little recreational summer home.

534 Catherine Palace

Catherine Palace

We were not allowed to take photos in the famous Amber Room which is decorated in floor to ceiling amber mosaic so as to preserve postcard sales.

At last, with our heads good and saturated with Russian beauty and history and just a touch of vodka, we bade goodbye to St. Petersburg, and boarded our floating home to head to our next port of call.

The Jewel of the Baltics

The highlight of our Baltic cruise was a two-day stint in Saint Petersburg, Russia.  Now, one does not simply walk into Russia.  It is a country known for its very bureaucratic approach to tourist visas.  In order to be allowed off the ship, we needed to show Russian immigration officials that we had a sponsor – in other words an organized tour.  So did the other 2,000 people on board.  When they made the announcement that we were clear to go ashore, the line wrapped up six decks worth of stairs, and stretched halfway across the ship.  By the time we caught up with our tour group 40 minutes later, we were the last ones to arrive!  Luckily no one decided to hold it against us toooo much.  We opted to go with SPB tours in a small van of 15 people.

Saint Petersburg is overflowing with beauty and buildings of historical significance, and we had only two days to see it all.  It was a whirlwind visit to be sure, but come with us now as we try to stuff everything that is Saint Petersburg into a single blog entry.

We started with St. Isaac’s Square which is home to:

  • Saint Isaac’s Cathedral – notable for being the 4th largest cathedral in the world,
  • a monument to Nicholas I – notable for being the first equestrian statue in Europe where the horse was only supported on its two rear legs, and
  • Mariinsky Palace – notable for being the seat of the Saint Petersburg Legislative Assembly.

Whew!  That’s already a lot to take in, and that was only the first 15 minutes.

As we drove through the streets of Saint Petersburg, we got to see a bit of that famous Soviet Architecture where function is everything and form doesn’t matter.  We also got to see how the inevitable spread of capitalism was creeping in.

We took a quick peek in the very deep Admiralteyskaya metro station, but didn’t actually get a chance to ride the subway because we were already running behind schedule.  We had arrived only two days before Victory Day which commemorates the Soviet victory over Nazi Germany.  All the festivities meant tons of people were pouring into the city, and traffic was being redirected everywhere.

After the subway station came the Hermitage Museum.  This is one of the largest museums in the world with over 3 million items in its collection.  It’s comprised of six buildings – most notably, the Winter Palace of Russia’s emperors going all the way back to Peter the Great.


Before we get to the photos inside, let me just tell you that two hours with a tour group is no way to see this place.  When you’re in Saint Petersburg, make sure you set aside a couple of days for the Hermitage Museum.  All was not lost, however.  Our guide Maria gave us some great advice which I will now impart to you: leave your jacket in the car.  The Hermitage insists that coats be checked (free of charge).  It is worth being a little (okay a lot) chilly while you wait to get it in, in order not to have to deal with the zoo that is the coat check room.  Seriously, she saved us about 40 minutes!  Okay, on to the photos.  Let’s start with some of the amazing ceilings inside.

Among other great names in art, we saw works from three out of four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Leonardo (Da Vinci), Raphael and Michaelangelo.

We saw many other amazing works of art as we continued on…

We were particularly fascinated by this painting by Canaletto.  The perspective actually shifts as you pass in front of it. Notice how  in the first painting, the palace seems to extend to the center of the canvas.  In the second photo (taken from the left hand side), the palace now appears way on the right.  Take that, Photoshop!

My favorite thing in the museum (aside from the dog that looked like Vladimir Putin) was the Peacock Clock.  This gold clock was a gift to Catherine the Great in the late 1700s, and features a life-sized peacock, owl and rooster – all of whom move when the clock strikes.  They weren’t running the actual clock while we were there, but here’s a really neat video of the it in action.

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This dog looks like Vladimir Putin

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The Peacock Clock

There was no rest for the weary as we moved on to the Church of the Spilled Blood with its fabulous gold mosaics.

354 Church of the Spilled Blood

Church of the Spilled Blood

We stopped for a fabulous lunch.  I’d show you,  but I think it’s a law that all food pictures must be posted exclusively to Facebook.  Rested and replenished, we paid a visit to the Yusupov Palace.  The Yusupovs were a wealthy aristocratic family, and their home was where the plot to murder Rasputin was carried out.  Rasputin was a monk who had the ear of the Royal Family.  The Yusupovs (and others) didn’t like that and decided to eliminate him.  One night he was invited to the palace where he was served poisoned wine.  When that didn’t kill him, he was shot.  Still undaunted, he tried to escape, but was discovered and then drowned in the Neva River.

Could we possibly fit any more into one day, you ask?  Well, remember St. Isaac’s Cathedral from this morning?  It was time to go inside.  This is one of those places you have to visit to fully appreciate, but here are some pics…

Hang in there – only one site left to visit:  The Fortress of Peter and Paul.  The cathedral there is the resting place of the ruling families of Russia, including the Romanov family whose remains were discovered in the 90s and interred there.

Day 1 was a long day, and we only scratched the surface of Saint Petersburg.  It looks like we didn’t fit it all into one entry after all.  But, tomorrow is another day, and I’ll be ready.

454 Comrade Elliottski

Comrade Elliottski


Tallin, Estonia, Where Beauty Comes in a Small Package

We knew very little about any of the Baltic countries, and probably the least about Estonia.  It turned out to be quite a surprise then, when I led us and some new cruise friends on a self-guided walking of the city of Tallin, and every turn brought a new beautiful sight.  In the end it was one of the highlights of the cruise!

136 Our first view of Tallin

Our first view of Tallin

We were able to walk to the walled, Medieval town from the ship, and we entered through Fat Margaret’s Tower – the large, fortified gate that protected the city of Tallin from attacks that came via the harbor.  Immediately inside on the curvy main road were three, skinny buildings that were homes to wealthy merchants in the 1500s.

The Church of the Holy Ghost dates to the 14th century, and features an incredibly detailed clock on the outside.  Just past it, down “White Bread Lane” which was traditionally a baker’s street, an archway led us into Town Hall Square.  The giant building that looks like a church is in fact the 15th century town hall.

Town Hall Square also sports a pharmacy that dates all the way back to 1422, and is still in service today.  We had fun looking around at all the odd stuff in there.

Then it was time for the all-important stop for food!  We found a beautiful lunch spot where we shared wine and snacks with our new friends.

Up a hill and through a gate, we reached the old city of Toompea.  Tallin was originally two separate medieval cities that didn’t exactly get along with each other.  Even though it’s one city now, the gate between the two was where the leaders of the towns would meet to conduct discussions.  Just past the Danish King’s Garden is one of the old lookout towers with the (childishly amusing) name of “Kiek in de Kök.”  It means “peek in the kitchen” – a reference to what the guards there would do.  Nevertheless, I couldn’t resist cracking a grin every time the name came up.

196 Yup, its still funny

Yup, it’s still funny!

Beyond the garden and the still-giggle-worthy tower is the stunning Alexander Nevsky Cathedral.  This is the place you see on tourist brochures of Estonia.

200 Alexander Nevsky Cathedral

The church is a functioning Russian Orthodox church, and was built intentionally facing the Estonian parliament building as a reminder by Russia that they were there.  The parliament building itself is the pink Toompea castle.  I’m sure being pink, it makes a statement, I’m just not sure what.

201 Inside the cathedral

Inside the cathedral

203Toompea Castle Estonian parliament building

Toompea Castle

As if we hadn’t seen enough churches already, the Dome Church was next.  It dates back to the 13th century and is filled with wooden coats of arms of wealthy merchant families.  The smaller the coat of arms, the older the family.

There was one more amazing view of Tallin, before we exited the Old city through the Viru Gate and were back in the real world.

Apparently I had tired our friends out with my comprehensive tour, so Stephanie and I were now on our own.  She wanted to explore the newer area of the city a bit, so we kept going once outside the gate.

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View of Old Tallin from the new part of the city

Looking back, we paused at the sight of our favorite small city in the Baltics.  Then there was only one thing left to do, of course…stock up on Estonian candy!

258 Estonian candy

Estonian candy