Different than Disney

One more leisurely day at sea, and we were back in Copenhagen where all this Baltic-ness started. Ben & Caitlin spent an extra day in Copenhagen with us so the four of us could take in world-famous Tivoli Gardens. Tivoli opened in the mid-1800s, and has been a public flower garden and amusement park ever since. In general, it felt like a comforting combination of old-world charm and modern ride technology. In fact, as amusement parks go, it had some pretty hairy rides. I may have refused to go on a couple of them. To the person who told us “if you’ve seen Disney, you can skip Tivoli,” I couldn’t disagree more.


16a The gang at Mini Taj

The gang at Mini Taj







Oh yeah…Danish candy

12 Danish candy


Art and Amusements in Klaipeda, Lithuania

Ever hear of Klaipėda, Lithuania? Neither had we.  Vilnius is the city that gets all the tourists, but as it’s not a port, our ship would have had a tricky time docking there. Even though Kalipėda is Lithuania’s primary port, it is not a major world hotspot, and so we were unable to find a self-guided tour online.  We had to result on sheer intuition alone.  Fortunately, as we disembarked the ship, the local tourist department had a whole page of sheer intuition for us – complete with maps, and we once again had a plan to follow.

780 Good morning, Lithuania

Good morning, Lithuania

We started our day at Klaipėda Castle; or at least the remnants thereof.  There is a museum in the foundation that tells of the history of Klaipėda and its importance in the region.  Most of it was in Lithuanian but they did have a single, laminated guide in English that gave us the gist of what was going on.

Our walking tour took us through Theater Square, past some fachwerk (i.e. timber-frame) buildings, and to a ship/restaurant called Meridianas.

816 Meridianas ship and restaurant

Meridianas ship and restaurant

One of our favorite aspects of Klaipeda was how much art and sculpture there was everywhere.  Courtesy of our walking tour, we found Slibinas the dragon, The Lucky Chimney Sweep and even a cat with a human face.

854 Mouse

Whispering to a Mouse

817 Lucky chimney sweep

Lucky chimney sweep

Klaipeda also features a sculpture park with over 116 sculptures to muse over.

But wait there’s more!  Our tour took us down Martynas Mazvydas Avenue – a pedestrian strip with whimsical benches.  We also saw the Post Office which dates back to 1893.

Klaipeda ended up offering us plenty to see on our last Baltic port day.  We passed a jazz club on our way back to the ship, and, of course, picked up some candy.



I’d Put My Stock in Stockholm

Stockholm, Sweden! THIS is what I expect when I think “Scandinavia.” From a distance, Old Town Stockholm was beautiful and welcoming. Even though the crew of the ship told us we wouldn’t be able to walk to town from where we docked, it was only about a 30 minute walk with a dedicated, color coded walking path from the ship right to the heart of everything. Our friends and cruising companions Ben and Caitlin had no other tours scheduled, so they joined us for another one of my (okay, the internet’s) self-guided walking tours.

Good morning Stockholm!

Good morning Stockholm!

It was bright and early, and Gamla Stan – Old Town – was just waking up, so we didn’t have to contend with too many other tourists at first. It also meant that several things weren’t open yet. That was okay, though; Stockholm is easily appreciated from its streets. At this early hour, we had views of the Royal Palace, Gustav Adolf’s Torg and the 19th Century Swedish Parliament building all to ourselves. Down by the waterfront is even a statue reminiscent of Philadelphia’s statue of Rocky Balboa. There is also a museum of Medieval Stockholm which we opted to pass on, not realizing that admission was free.  (Later on our friends told us it was worth stopping there, so go if you have the chance!)

After Mynttorget (Coin Square) where the original Swedish mint building still stands, was the Riddarhuset, or House of Nobility. In the 17th Century, Swedish aristocracy would meet here. Today it’s a place where people try to figure out which direction their vague walking tour is sending them in next.

Eventually we figured out how to get to Riddarholmen – a small island of medieval buildings dominated by the giant Riddarholmskyrkan church and its giant cast-iron spire. We walked a quick loop of the tiny island before continuing on to the Stortorget or Great Square, pausing on the way to get thrown out of the Lady Hamilton Hotel. It turns out this exclusive, ultra-expensive hotel frowns on non-guests using their restroom. (Stephanie managed it anyway.) So, in retaliation, there are no photos on our world famous blog which is read by literally tens of readers. Take that, Lady Hamilton!

The Stortorget seems like a place to relax and meet up with friends now, but this plaza was the site of the Stockholm Blood Bath of 1520 when Christian II of Denmark beheaded 80 Swedish noblemen and displayed a “pyramid” of their heads in the square. On a more tranquil note, this square is now where the Swedish Academy meets to choose the Nobel Prize winners in literature each year.

706 Great Square plus Segelbaums and Ben & Caitlin

Great Square plus Segelbaums and Ben & Caitlin

707 Swedish Academy

Swedish Academy

The Storkyrkan is one of the most important churches in Stockholm. Need to hold a royal wedding or a coronation? This is where you do it. The church goes all the way back to the 1200s, and contains Royal pews where royalty seats their royal selves during services, as well as a giant sculpture of St. George Slaying the Dragon.

After winding through half a dozen more tiny old alleyways, we came upon Mårten Trotzigs Gränd – the narrowest street in Stockholm.  It’s narrow, that at the top of the street, there is a stairway you can span with your arms.

The narrowest street in Stockholm

The narrowest street in Stockholm

The German Church of Stockholm (Tyska Kyrkan) and a pedestrian shopping street called Västerlånggatan brought our tour to an end at Järntorget – a square where people were once publicly punished for their infractions. Having committed no crimes, we settled for a photo op with Swedish poet Evert Taube.

Swedish poet Evert Taube

Swedish poet Evert Taube

Back on board the Serenade of the Seas, we found that Stockholm wasn’t finished with us yet. We headed on deck for one of the most beautiful sail-aways ever.

The scenery as we headed out to sea was strikingly reminiscent of Alaska with little pine-covered islands all over the place. I kept expecting to see bears and eagles just like in the Pacific Northwest.

The ship set up stations outside serving hot soup in bread bowls to ward off the chill in the air.  Eventually, it started snowing on us was we sailed. So naturally, we did the only thing we could – we threw on our bathing suits, and went hot-tubbing in the snow!

771 Hot tubbing in the snow

Hot-tubbing in the snow

There was nothing left to do but get dressed up for formal night. Oh, and appreciate the Swedish candy we purchased. You didn’t think we forgot, did you?

Finn-tastic Finland

Having never been to Scandinavia before, we were pretty excited to set foot in the land of Vikings and legos.*  We got up and out the ships doors before 9am.  The weather was a cold 38 degrees Fahrenheit but the sun was out and it wasn’t windy at all when we started walking from the pier into town.  As tour guide for the day, Elliott was armed with maps and a walking guide on the Kindle.  As if that weren’t enough, there were signs pointing into the center of town.  But Elliott had better ideas – he saw a tall steeple and was convinced it must be our destination.  He guided us towards it using only his eyes and intuition!

(*Elliott’s note, as that’s all of his general knowledge about Scandinavia.)

Okay, so in the end it turned out the steeple wasn’t the one he thought it was, and so we wandered a bit, eventually finding our way into town.  As we like to put it, we sort of “spiraled” in to our destination, which was the starting point of our walking tour.  We passed Kauppatori Market Square on the way but didn’t really shop; we figured we could always come back if we wanted to and had time.  The spiraling into town was also okay because we found all sorts of cool things on the way, not the least of which was snow!

In addition, we came across the Uspenski Cathedral at the top of a hill.  It was of Russian Orthodox denomination, gorgeous inside and out, and wasn’t even on the walking tour!  We went inside to warm up and admire its beauty.

We left the warmth of the church to go back outside and finally begin our walking tour.

The snow had stopped but then started again in force before we even got all the way down the hill to the harbor.

The cold was so intense, we found ourselves ducking into whatever places we could find just to get warm for a few minutes at a time.  We found a dark hallway in an old office building, had hot chocolate in a Finnish McDonald’s, and pretended to read Finnish books in a local bookstore.  (Was it obvious we were imposters?)

But the snow made it all worth it – stopping and starting, I got excited every single time.  It was May, after all!!

611a Loving the snow

Loving the snow

611 It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas

We carried on in through our Winter Wonderland.  We saw some “official” houses, then finished our walking tour with the art museum, national theater and train station.  I was thrilled to see that the National Theater was decorated with carvings of owls, and Elliott was thrilled to see the Art-Deco Helsinki Railway Station which was used in the movie “Batman.”

The Helsinki Train Station

The Helsinki Train Station

After our tour, we had just a few more stops.  We found the local Hard Rock so we could buy a guitar pin for a friend.  Then, on our way to the Temppeliaukio Church, we found some giraffes hanging out on a balcony, and Santa Clause!  (Santa, at least, seemed quite appropriate given all the snow.)

Our last stop for the day was the Temppeliaukio Church, also known as the Rock Church.  This church was carved out of a rock hillside, and has some of the best acoustics in the world.  The ceiling is a giant coil of copper wire – literally miles of it!  The dome spans 70 feet and is covered on the interior by 15 miles of Finnish copper wire.

Our day in Finland had quickly come to a close.  We arrived at the ship just in the nick of time – having had to jog a couple times there at the end!  We never thought we’d be able to say we walked a snow-covered gang plank.  It had snowed FIVE times on us in the one day!

After we appreciated the majestic sight of our ship in the snow, there was nothing left to do but check out our haul of Finnish candy before we returned to our floating, Baltic home.

Tallin, Estonia, Where Beauty Comes in a Small Package

We knew very little about any of the Baltic countries, and probably the least about Estonia.  It turned out to be quite a surprise then, when I led us and some new cruise friends on a self-guided walking of the city of Tallin, and every turn brought a new beautiful sight.  In the end it was one of the highlights of the cruise!

136 Our first view of Tallin

Our first view of Tallin

We were able to walk to the walled, Medieval town from the ship, and we entered through Fat Margaret’s Tower – the large, fortified gate that protected the city of Tallin from attacks that came via the harbor.  Immediately inside on the curvy main road were three, skinny buildings that were homes to wealthy merchants in the 1500s.

The Church of the Holy Ghost dates to the 14th century, and features an incredibly detailed clock on the outside.  Just past it, down “White Bread Lane” which was traditionally a baker’s street, an archway led us into Town Hall Square.  The giant building that looks like a church is in fact the 15th century town hall.

Town Hall Square also sports a pharmacy that dates all the way back to 1422, and is still in service today.  We had fun looking around at all the odd stuff in there.

Then it was time for the all-important stop for food!  We found a beautiful lunch spot where we shared wine and snacks with our new friends.

Up a hill and through a gate, we reached the old city of Toompea.  Tallin was originally two separate medieval cities that didn’t exactly get along with each other.  Even though it’s one city now, the gate between the two was where the leaders of the towns would meet to conduct discussions.  Just past the Danish King’s Garden is one of the old lookout towers with the (childishly amusing) name of “Kiek in de Kök.”  It means “peek in the kitchen” – a reference to what the guards there would do.  Nevertheless, I couldn’t resist cracking a grin every time the name came up.

196 Yup, its still funny

Yup, it’s still funny!

Beyond the garden and the still-giggle-worthy tower is the stunning Alexander Nevsky Cathedral.  This is the place you see on tourist brochures of Estonia.

200 Alexander Nevsky Cathedral

The church is a functioning Russian Orthodox church, and was built intentionally facing the Estonian parliament building as a reminder by Russia that they were there.  The parliament building itself is the pink Toompea castle.  I’m sure being pink, it makes a statement, I’m just not sure what.

201 Inside the cathedral

Inside the cathedral

203Toompea Castle Estonian parliament building

Toompea Castle

As if we hadn’t seen enough churches already, the Dome Church was next.  It dates back to the 13th century and is filled with wooden coats of arms of wealthy merchant families.  The smaller the coat of arms, the older the family.

There was one more amazing view of Tallin, before we exited the Old city through the Viru Gate and were back in the real world.

Apparently I had tired our friends out with my comprehensive tour, so Stephanie and I were now on our own.  She wanted to explore the newer area of the city a bit, so we kept going once outside the gate.

255 Old Tallinn looks all castle-y

View of Old Tallin from the new part of the city

Looking back, we paused at the sight of our favorite small city in the Baltics.  Then there was only one thing left to do, of course…stock up on Estonian candy!

258 Estonian candy

Estonian candy

Let the Baltics Begin

Latvia is one of the last places I ever expected to find myself.  (Okay, maybe Yemen or Afghanistan are less likely.)  Having no idea what to expect, we decided to download a self-guided walking tours and explore on our own.  Boy am I glad we did!

Come with us now as we visit the historic Old Town of Riga, Latvia.

One of the most notable buildings in Riga is the House of Blackheads.  The Brotherhood of Blackheads was a guild for unmarried merchants in the 14th century.  Apparently being unmarried made one ineligible to join the Great Guild (whose building is much less impressive).

24a House of Blackheads, Riga Latvia

House of Blackheads, Riga Latvia

31 Museum of the Occupation of Latvia

Museum of the Occupation of Latvia

Unfortunately, the Museum of the Occupation of Latvia was closed.  It details Latvian occupation by the Soviets and Nazi Germany.  It was also our first look a genuine Soviet-era building where functionality was clearly much more important than design.

We left the medieval old town, and walked past Freedom Monument to Riga’s Art Nouveau district. This area of town is recognized by UNESCO as having the largest collection of Art Nouveau buildings anywhere in the world!

94 Victory holding a wreath

Victory holding a wreath

As a bonus, a local Latvian butterfly decided that Stephanie’s shoulder was a good spot to take a rest for a bit.

On our way back to the ship, we passed the ruins of the old city wall as well as the famous Cat House.  The legend goes that a merchant who was denied membership in the Great Guild commissioned the building and placed two statues of angry cats with their raised tails pointed towards the Great Guild Hall. Eventually, he was accepted, and had the cats turned around.

We also checked out the Swedish Gate which runs right through the ground floor of a 17th century house.  It supposedly brings good luck to wedding couples who walk through it.  We walked through it just in case that luck is still good 13 years later.

131 The Swedish Gate

The Swedish Gate

We brought our visit to Latvia to a close by starting a new “tradition.”  Up until this point of our transatlantic cruise, we happened to purchase a local treat (or two) in every port we stopped at.  I declared to someone that it was our tradition to sample the local treats in every port. When Stephanie responded “It is!?”  I declared, “Well, it is now.”  We went easy in Latvia.  Only four items to sample…

135 Latvian Candy

Latvian Candy


The Changing of the Guard (and also Copenhagen)

Sixteen Days flew by just like that, and suddenly our transatlantic cruise was docking in Copenhagen, and it was time to change our mindset and get ready to explore the Baltics.  So what was different about the two cruises?  Well to begin with, a 16-night transatlantic sailing typically attracts a different type of passenger. Often, those with more time, and more money.  Usually these are older cruisers.  I don’t want to say that they were a whiny, complaining, self-entitled bunch… so I won’t say anything.  They were also overwhelmingly American.  The Baltic sailing was much more international with a lot more Europeans, Asians, and children on board.  It made for a completely different vibe.

The transatlantic cruise was 16 days of relaxation, interspersed with ports we had (mostly) been to before.  The Baltic sailing was to be seven new countries in a row.  Each with new sites, culture and candy to explore.  Most importantly, our friends Ben and Caitlin were joining us for this sailing, and we were looking forward to seeing them.

So what’s it like to spend all this time cruising?  Well, a picture is worth a thousand words.

On the transition day, we took a local bus into Copenhagen to do some exploring while the ship transitioned off the first batch of people, and welcomed the new cruisers on.  We really wanted to get inside City Hall, but it was closed for a wedding.  Fortunately, we would be spending a few days here with Ben & Caitlin after our cruise of the Baltics.  We did see the famous Round Tower, and found a lovely park in which to stroll around.

With time running out until our ship sailed, we made the decision to go see the Little Mermaid statue.  This statue was a gift to the city of Copenhagen to commemorate the works of Hans Christian Andersen.  By the time we got there, we had about 20 minutes to snap a photo, and find the city bus back to the ship.  A panicky crisis was averted when we saw a bus labeled “Free shuttle to the cruise port.”  We were able to relax enough to get some tourist-free photos of the Little Mermaid, and enjoy a nice leisurely ride back to the ship where we made it with seven minutes to spare before “All Aboard.”  Bye Copenhagen.  See you in ten days!

336 The Little Mermaid

The Little Mermaid

Back on board, we got settled into our new cabin.  Originally, we had arranged to stay in the same cabin for the entire sailing.  But when the price for our Baltic cruise dropped dramatically, Royal Caribbean offered us a free stateroom upgrade.  Our “guaranteed ocean view” cabin ended up being an extra-large balcony cabin all the way up on deck 10 (right next to the suites).  Usually, we stay down in the depths of the ship, so it was weird being so close to the top.  We both decided that while the views from the floor-to-ceiling windows were spectacular, we prefer being lower down so we can get some exercise on the stairwells. In fact, in 26 days of cruising, we used the elevators exactly once (by accident).

1003 Our huge stateroom

Our huge stateroom

Another factor that made the Baltic cruise a little more fun was that we had at last achieved diamond status with Royal Caribbean. What did that mean for us? It means some free photos, some free internet, and various other discounts.  Best of all, it means free drinks. The free drink menu, however, is very limited.  For example, you can get tequila, but not triple sec, so t-e-c-h-n-i-c-a-l-l-y, you can’t get a margarita. Fortunately we found a bartender who was willing to make me my daily ‘rita for free, and they were damn good!


More importantly, Ben and Caitlin were on board at last.  Let the frivolity commence!

1004 Ready for a night on the town

Ready for a night on the town